“Did you start ‘Luke Cage’ without me?!?”

“Can you pick up milk on the way home? We’re running low”

Scary scary liberals and our irrational love of guns and violence. Duh.

So if I understand this correctly, Gohmert believes (& votes accordingly) that there should be guns, guns, guns for everybody! Then refuses to leave his safe space because he is scared of some mythical person with a gun?

THIS. If I have to worry about a student bringing a gun into my classroom, then they sure as fuck should have the same concerns. Welcome to the world you’ve forced the rest of us to live in, fuckwads.

But they are not Nazis because they have not gassed anyone in a torture room, they are just fine letting people die on the streets.

What the fuck is “peaceful ethnic cleansing”? Is that where you gently move the groups you don’t like to a place where you don’t have to see them as opposed to, say, fomenting genocide?

America has always had a love/hate relationship with fascism in general and Nazis in particular. We love to slap ourselves on the back about WW2 but we also love to conveniently ignore that up until Germany’s ally attacked us at Pearl Harbor there was a MASSIVE amount of “leave ‘em alone, they’re good people and they…

Remember that we only hated Nazis because Nazis declared war on us. Nazis took a lot of plays out of our book legally, so... yeah. Those sentiments have always been lurking.

Oh my god, what would that entail? I’m picturing millions of people being smothered by pillows.

Can the media also stop trying to interview this shitbag?

“Dude, we’re still in the covert phase! There’s still millions of Americans willfully dumb enough not to hear the dog-whistles, we need to keep them on our side!”

This is my favorite version of the video of McConnell being yelled at:

Openly.

And Ruby Bridges should never have gone to that white school, and Malala should have have stayed home... like it or not, kids are human too, and everything at these town halls directly effects them even more than it does us. They don’t get to vote, So the very least we can do is occasionally listen to their concerns.

Dave Brat moved his townhall to a small town 60 miles from where the majority of his constituents live and held it in a venue that barely holds 200. There was a crowd of hundreds more outside. He literally didn’t think there were people who cared enough to drive an hour.

Chicken shit.

Yeah, sitting on piles of donated cash, knowing you’ll have healthcare for your family and a base salary about 4x the US norm... For showing up maybe 100 days and doing absolutely fucking nothing for real people.

Cotton changed the venue five times in three days in order to confuse his constituents to try and make sure they wouldn’t show up (or that only his most diehard fans/supporters showed up). Thankfully the media was on it and people found out the right place to go.