Ding ding ding, we have a winner folks. I guarantee you there was infidelity involved. Tree trimmings aren’t “tackled out of nowhere” worthy. Coming home to seeing the smug asshole that fucked your wife? Yeah, that’s worth a six-rib breaking tackle.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

Hey all y’all who didn’t vote, here are the consequences of elections. Neil Gorsuch, implosion of one-sixth of the economy, pre-emptive war, indifference from DoJ to anyone not in power, and tax cuts for rich people are on the menu because of your inaction.

Spiteful, pointless sabotage, you say? Sums up this presidency nicely.

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

Donny: “Come on, Melania, we need to fly into a dangerous zone.”

I’d like to go to a top gun themed party.

I am still laughing my fool head off at that Top Gun cosplay. Gurrrrl, Kelly McGillis you ain’t.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

“Macron totally has a boner for me (lol he is French), but he wouldn’t dare try anything”

Also I think we need a shade court ruling on the Pope’s gift of a letter he authored about protecting the environment from climate change.

Zombie brides.

If anybody need a little dose of late-night graveyard humor about all of this, Rachel Maddow reminded me earlier tonight that the lawyer Trump hired to represent him was the lead defense lawyer hired by Sberbank, the Russian oligarch’s finance bank that’s run for Putin’s benefit They were being sued by the Federal…

Probably a minority, but a very slight one. Don’t be too confident. My BIL and his wife were all freaking out about their nannies. I think that’s kind of quaint. A million a day for Melania’s apartment, but DAMN OUR PM HAS CHILDCARE.

Medicine/women/abortion/working mothers...etc. It goes on and on and on. Mediocre white men are a plague.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

“Made in China” making America great again!

OK, for whatever reason this article was reposted on Facebook today and I came across your comment. It’s been two years.

I never posted any kind of pregnancy announcement, and then and fastidiously kept it off of social media altogether, but then posted an announcement about my kiddo when she was born. It was SO satisfying when the fb randos lost their shit about it.

Never thought I'd be that guy, but I'm hate-following someone just to watch the impending train wreck. (She is waiting for him to get out of jail. She posts daily on how much she can't wait for marriage and/or fucking. She also posts some pretty weird "fuck feminism" memes.) My finger hovers over unfriend, but I have…