"Crabs? Who said anything about crabs? I just offered to drop a teeming steamer on his desk."

ESPN 980 says it's indeed Doc Walker who didn't know what herpes was.

Trouble committing due to motherly involvement? Sounds like a complex situation.

Clearly, it was all Caldwell's fault.

Herrion called the elbow a "non-story."

Christ, my parents already confused every famous black guy with Danny Glover.

Just won $400k on Alabama

Must be a very skilled, All-star type player.

After a bad loss like that, it's apparent that Ben won't soon forget The Sting.

Reporter 1: "Mr. James, are you responsible for more than those five dead hookers?"

This line never gets going for the Senators until the arena plays Buster Poindexter's Hot Hot Hot.

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Great choices all around. BOC seems to never miss. I'd also give nods to Raysism and Steve U for their consistent quality this year as well.

In the DUAN league run by Lamar Latrell Sprewell (Uwe's Basement Division), my top seeded team is currently getting snipped by the 2nd seeded Washington Fourskins (losing Peterson and Forte fucked me hard). Meanwhile, Tastes Like Burning rallied nicely over the last half of the season and is poised to take third…

Actually, snowblowing is classified under seasonal work.

*Werther's Originals sold separately

ESPN Really Doesn’t Know Where Champagne, Ill., Is

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You take that back before I hit you square in the junk, just like that one famous boxer that is known for making low blows.

Typical result of a bad pair-a practices.