Over the top is the way to go. The opposite way is only terrible at hotels when their cheap-ass, transparent, thin-as-hell toilet paper is on a roll that is jammed into a holder two sizes too small. That shit doesn't even rotate...it just fucking rips. My blood pressure is rising just thinking about it.

Tony Romo loves Men Without Hats!

The burrito was terrible,

Eh. I've seen a German Sauer get pounded on wurst.

Finally, the field data I needed to corroborate my "What if Braylon Edwards was white?" thought experiment.

It was actually meant to offend Denver fans.

The major negotiation point before Meyer officially signs has been employer retirement matching, specifically when he would become fully vested.

Nice choices all around.

Craig Kilborn was also doing 5 Questions on showers and charities yesterday, though the inquiries were about the services at a local men's shelter.

This was the complete opposite of the Sandusky interview. After every question, I actually believe The Answer.

[Studio Host]: We're breaking down last night's game with former NFL wide receiver Torry Holt. Third and long, early fourth quarter with the Chargers trailing by 6. Rivers throws a critical jump ball to Vincent Jackson. He has to come down with that ball, right?

Shit. That made my day.

In Southern culture, the most revered events are traditionally promoted on Sunday! Sunday!! SUNDAY!!!

John Beck Ate It Hard

It's always the religious kids that turn out to be the biggest roll play fans.

the FBI allows, it is "difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns."

Scary good. +1

[Camera Guy]- "Wall....behind you! It's .... it's hideous!"

Yikes. I couldn't handle a costume where everyone in the room knows you've got wood.

Hot Cub, Sex Machine