"Asking for money all the time ain't cool, Broward."

It's Aug. 24, the day we were too busy to run

Albert Haynesworth Has Two Words For Washington

And, as with Arthur's Knights, it shall be a round table, to better invoke the imagery of the mantra with which the Bleacher Report is now synonymous: "cutting corners."

I'm on board with the minor league baseball. Things have worked out college and employment-wise where I've been living in a string of towns with no "major" sports teams. The college athletics are nice, but can't beat the mix of cheap beer and quality sports action I get with my local minor league team (AAA team…

"I've always been cool with Pryor suspensions...."

FIFA insiders say that Blazer regularly wears this outfit and spends up to $50k in hush money each week.....but, those are just trips to Long John Silver's.

Someone needs to tell this kid that celebrating in the middle of a blow-out ain't classy.

That's only Joe Buck's second worst bronzed partner.

Man,

From the pic, I'd have guessed your first big TV break would have been through a brick wall, shouting "OH YEAH!".

+1

Also considering a momentary spell of doubt?

The Mets reached .500 with a 9-8 win over the Padres last night.

Victoria's Rildo

The kid is pretty good, but I think Keith could still take him in an esé contest.

Shit. Mine would be Best...second year speed guys tend to explode. I feel like he's someone with big potential that's worth a shot. Personally, I've been burned too many times by 1st year guys (i.e. LeShoure) to gamble with them unless it were a really, really late pick. I also like Bradford in STL with all the…

"I didn't really want a Golden Mike, either."

coach Jason Garrett's announcement that this year's rookies will have to earn the right to wear the logo

Durant's tattoos are pretty unexceptional......and perfect for landing him a spot on TLC's upcoming reality series: OK Ink.