Huh. Divorce is how I learned to deal with crying kids and share Weeks with a stranger.

+1, not bad at all

[Reporter]: "There's speculation that being overweight will adversely affect your client's lateral passing abilities in the lane."

"What rhymes with sickle-cell?"

+1, you have a amused me, sir

Buchholz devolved into depression after failing to perform at the level hyped by his regular bullpen entry music, "Rock You Like a Hurricane".

J.J. Putz and second baseman Kelly Johnson this season persuaded the entire team to start a trip wearing ties depicting a shirtless Gibson hawking deodorant in a TV ad

Just about to ask the same thing. My guess was puberty.

Up Stairs-Down Stairs

That hits my soft spot for 80's music, so I'll take it.

The pic is nice, but your Fozzie Bear needs work.

Craziness DUAN

[Old Lady]: "Hello. I've got a problem with my hot tub. It's full of Nats."

This might work out great for the Wings. The only thing my Commodore 64 excelled at was Defender.

Explains why Greg Oden picked 52.*

The damn French...even their farmers are Huffy.

Pffft. Sucker.

Well, any REAL fucking pro-English fanatic SHOULD take to ink and paper.

The rest of the summer, HBO will be airing "Derek Jeter 3K" weekly, while the NY Times will be showing it 2-3 times a week.

Pictured: The aging face of a nation in decline, as worn by 2011 All-Star starting shortstop at the apex of his abilities, Derek Jeter.