Antoine Walker Jr. never has this problem. Of course, though, he's generally using food stamps to make his purchases.

He's sooooo stupid! What kind of idiot tells a hooker his real name?

The guy repeatedly drops trou while driving his car? I'm not a lawyer, but I'm guessing he pleads guilty to a minor moving violation and gets off on the public indecency.

Smokehouse and grill ON SITE

The 2011 DWTS 1st place team of Ward and Kim were terrific, and a celebration is well deserved!

Thigh-highs and an exposed midriff? Of course the Wunder woman doesn't have any problems with that outfit.

Listen, kid.

Well, if you want to use it as an opportunity to fuck with these people, start leaving autoerotic asphyxiation enthusiast flyers in the office copier. I'd be less concerned with the situation with office folks that have little to no tact/respect for your privacy, and more so with douche-bags Ohio State fans that…

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what outfit the readers of Seventeen picked out for Jeff Skinner

Just remove Off The Post, and we wouldn't even be reading about this story.

+1 futon for JaMarcus Russell

swearing he was the target of an American witch hunt and "would be fully exonerated by any objective arbiter."

Who gives a fuck about what he does with the trophy? I'm much more worried about all the cash he just won going straight into his IRA.

Titles in Dick Cheney's porn collection?

Indeed, a sad evening.

Nice, I'll add that to my "to do" list (i.e. will likely see it sometime in the next 5 years). My Orson Welles film experiences are limited to Citizen Kane, A Touch of Evil, and The Transformers cartoon movie.

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