I'm assuming his job will be safe due to tenure. The Fat Boys had no career after getting Disorderly.

WHAT? Dukes never get caught before making it across the county line.

Oh, gotta recommend these "whiskey stones" that I got from my sister for Christmas. Thought they were extremely stupid at first, but they have been absolutely spectacular with all the bourbon I drink these days. As cheap as she is, I'm sure she didn't pay the full advertised price:

@ sharpknives_and_loudguns

Pile of shit sitting in the Cubs dugout circa 2006? There's no culprit or mystery here. That's just Neifi Perez.

Might be the home-college bias speaking, but you got to go with D-Will. CP3 might be the choice for a fantasy team, but D-Will knows how to win and isn't nearly as injury-prone. CP3 has sick skills, but has maybe one playoff series win in his career. Not really sure if he has won anything else (gold w/ a stacked…

Meanwhile, somewhere, Cedric Benson trains just as rigorously for $1 Drafts Day.

When asked for comment, the Golf Channel replied, "Gray is a little bitch, and PGA golf is Just for Men."

Drew, a great article that should surely help a lot of kids that find themselves in similar situations.

you can follow the live video of these dying trees

Where the hell do all the explosives, etc. come from that the locals have on hand? Maybe it's just what I've seen and read in the news, but it strikes me as a place where finding something like clean water is a challenge yet materials for IED's are as common as twinkies.

Let's take a quick moment to give LaPayower's mother her due props for her role in this inspired effort.

the nouveau-riche BCS

Well, obviously lots of issues to work out with the transition to the new format. I'm sure they will all be addressed in time and things will eventually settle into some semblance of normalcy.

Scary images coming out of Egypt right now.

@Phintastic: Well, they were his team mates.

When asked why no felony charges were filed, the L.A. County District Attorney replied, "The matter was water Under the Bridge.

@IronMikeGallego:

A Korean being called a monkey? That's an awful stereotype.

In addition to cancer victims and injured teammates, he went on to express his displeasure with puppies, orphans, and AIDS research.