He's no gladiator.

Ah, Baltimore...the taint of the East the last three years, and now again in the offseason.

@David Hume: Watch women's basketball and it is extremely obvious what they can't do well. Watch women's tennis, soccer, or volleyball and the game is played very similarly to the mens' versions. The man/woman difference in athletic abilities aren't enough to inhibit strategy, etc. for those games (only noticeable…

I bet Brad took a Big Gulp.

@Julian Vargas:

Short list of other recent things that have mattered little:

...he left seven splits

The tragedy here is not the likely lead content of the paint, but how slowly lead poisoning acts.

Well, I think she's got to get nominated in "Medicine", but you could make the case for "Physics".

Meanwhile, the MLB has to deal with S.W.A.T.S. usage AND in-game ambush advertising.

@AirBratz23: To Phil's credit, it's hard to have a conversation with someone when piss is running down their leg.

That's sack #5.

@SirTruthington: Coach Gruden?

Just another sign that the internet has killed printed mediums. Penthouse Forums used to have a monopoly on embellished tales of Dickys entering via the backdoor.

Could have been worse. Hell, a bad cutline killed Len Bias.

And, this is what asking your stylist for the "Grimace" will get you.

"...it's easiest for me to do it like that. I don't know what's going to happen, but I'll be prepared to start and I'm sure Matt will also."

@UweBollocks: I suspected that was what lurked beneath Gulag's hoodie.