On July 10th, 2014, a small, mysterious game called "Do Not Believe His Lies" was uploaded to the iOS app store. Since then, over 40,000 people have downloaded the app. Nobody has beaten it. Hell, nobody quite knows what it is, either.

ironically enough female strippers have a higher than normal rate of physically abusive fathers.

I'm keeping my baby of the pole. By any means necessary.

Period sex is awesome. Maximum lubrication. We have a 1970s era beach towel designated for the act (actually, also for when I dye my hair; efficiency!!).

So basically the surgeons approached this circumcision the same way I approach cutting my own bangs:

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

Why not set up a 52-week Roth-IRA challenge?

Logic trap.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I'm kinda disturbed that she took a shower with her hair still tied up, who does that?