In Virginia, restaurants are required to offer breakfast in order to be on the sign. So, our local BBQ place, which does not serve BBQ until 11am, offers one breakfast - a cup of coffee and 2 hard boiled eggs for $25

yeah I don’t do equids or elephants either, so no penises dragging on the ground, thankfully

Well, some humans get pregnant through artificial insemination as well so I think it still works.

I volunteer at a zoo talking to the public about the animals. Sometimes small kids will ask me about sex/reproduction (e.g. “Why is that boy lion laying on that girl lion’s back and roaring?” or “How does the baby panda get inside the mommy panda?”)

If the problem is it’s too bitter, try adding a bit of honey

Ugh that’s terrible

As other people have said, Supergirl and The Flash are coming to Netflix on May 30th and 31st. The reason they were not on the May list was because when that list was posted (mid-April), the season finale dates for those shows hadn’t been announced yet so Netflix didn’t know exactly when they would be coming. (Just…

“Aftermath” did get cancelled which is sad because it was so weird

David Walton and Amanda Peet did a rom-sit-com together a few years ago and David Walton’s character’s name was “Pete” and it was so confusing

I liked it

Parasites = people who say “oh I’ll just get one roll and we can share”

Travelers has been renewed for a second season so everything should be okay.

Don’t forget to call your state and local government too! Their decisions affect your life just as much as the federal level, sometimes even more.

Rory Pond, expert napper:

I was due on April 1st, but April Fools on my parents! I stayed in there two more weeks.

Two words:

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is in one of the upcoming Star Wars movies as well so she’s like super SUPER busy.

I think it was a signal that the whole party was really about Chris and not some gathering with another purpose that just happened to be that weekend, as Chris had been told.

I beg to differ, there is a man who plays the accordion on the sidewalk outside my local Trader Joe’s in Virginia and he makes DOZENS of dollars per day.

I’m friends with someone who owns a small mostly-cash business and her business buys my coins from me. I count them and sort them and put them in plastic baggies and trade them for bills. Usually in multiples of $20 since of course the business gets tons of $20 bills.