I first found The Lonely Island right before they got picked up by SNL. I was 17 and at a summer program away from home for the first time. I made my first friends that weren’t just people I went to high school with and they showed me the website and we watched all of their videos over and over and over. Particularly…

It means “more and more”, according to the zoo

Very nicely put. It’s a hard decision and there’s often no good answer (and definitely no universal one). If I get married I don’t want to automatically take my theoretical-husband’s last name and lose my identity. However, I don’t really like my current last name, and it is my dad’s last name but not my mom’s so I…

I’m currently being swallowed by a cubicle so I would gladly trade places with any of these women

A girl who was really terrible to me in high school died of cancer at age 24. That’s the most I’ll ever have to say on the matter.

Specifically*

Say nothing, unless specificaly asked.

I am so sorry :-(

Specifically seeking out someone more successful than her doesn’t do anything to solve the problem. What happens if she gets a promotion or the guy loses his job or has health problems? What she needs is someone who doesn’t base his self-worth on comparison to others. Whether he is more or less successful than her is…

Only if you’re inviting them over to your house! :-)

How are poor people supposed to attend yard sales when everyone is always yelling at them to get off their lawn???

If any of that were true, we would not need or have a justice system. But it’s not.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…

What happens in the voter booth is private.

Free sticker though!

I have a coworker who refused to register to vote because she thought she would have to do jury duty. Last year, when she was 30, she got called for jury duty anyway and realized that she could have registered to vote all along because jury duty is based on driver’s license in her state. Also she realized that jury…

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Heh heh heh

The prefix “pre-” can mean either “before XX” or “XX before”. In this case it means “heat before” and not “before heat”.

Yeeeeeees. I pay a little over 50% of my net monthly for a 1br including utilities in DC and consider myself lucky. It helps that I don’t have a car, and my commute is free.