I used to be very active on Goodreads and it is seriously a hotbed for bullying, on both sides of the book cover. In my few short months there I saw authors harass reviewers who wrote negative reviews or gave low ratings, and I also saw groups of readers/reviewers band together (sometimes creating multiple accounts)…

Last week I bought just a bottle of water at CVS and my receipt was over 3 feet long

I have no opinion about J. Crew but I really like your name.

I must have really good Facebook friends because I didn't even know Facebook stickers were a thing.

It's also the the state that elected former-governor Mark "I'm going to lie to my constituents and use public funds to visit my mistress in Argentina, but it's okay because I have Family Values" Sanford to Congress.

What I've heard is that Cecily wanted to do more skits.

Personally I think it's more important to incorporate exercise into the other parts of one's life than to spend hours "working out". Every day I see people in my building take the elevator down 1 or 2 floors to the gym (the staircase is right next to the gym door!), and I have several coworkers who go to the gym…

My (dumbass) coworker told his 10-year-old daughter that sure she could try to fry donuts by herself while he took a nap in the next room. Then, when the whole kitchen caught on fire, he tried to put out the grease fires with water.

One person on my Facebook feed reported this as "the first Ebola death".

This also works for earrings!

Some of the tips in that article are HILARIOUS

Dang, I have a Roku 2 :-(

Small banks have their own set of problems. They generally have less security so if someone does decide to hack them it is easier. I used two different local banks before switching to a national one. The first bank had an employee stealing from them and didn't find out for years. The second bank lost 3 checks that…

This is actually really helpful for me, thank you. Several of my coworkers believe in horoscopes and talk about them constantly and make decisions based on them (e.g. "You can't give John that detail-oriented project, he's a taurus!"). I never know how to react to that because my brain is screaming "what the fuck?????"

You're my hero.

I have the opposite problem - very narrow shoulders, medium boobs, and large hips with a high waist. If I buy a dress shirt that fits my hips (i.e. doesn't ride up to my waist), I look like a little kid playing dress-up.

I know SO many women who will buy shoes up to two whole sizes too big or too small just because they want a certain pair of shoes. Don't do it! At best it's not worth it because you'll be so uncomfortable; at worst you could seriously mess up your feet or trip and hurt yourself.

Preparing food without a microwave/fancy gadgets. Including: popping popcorn, soup, tea/hot cocoa/coffee (without a coffeemaker), reheating leftovers, thawing meat, etc.

Me + Gilmore Girls + Netflix + random episode button = <3

Once right after I graduated college I was at a garden party with my dad and his friends and this drunk old lady taught me allllll about how to pick your three husbands. First husband is for a father for your kids. Second husband is for money. Third husband is for love. Thanks, drunk lady!