She was totally negging Branson and making him feel bad about his new place in society. What a jerk!

On a related note - shower curtain! and possibly also those little rings that hold the shower curtain on!

That's because we use our Washington Post bags for dog poop :-)

Work at the zoo for free. Or be Hugh Jackman.

I'm currently on step 2. Step 3 is the hard one :-(

I got one of these in my Birchbox a couple months ago and a) it didn't clean very well and b) the sticky ran out after a month and thus I lost it.

Regarding social cues with BFF and BFF's BF:

All these cute boots are making me wish I lived someplace colder/snowier than DC!

There's a shop near me that rents special occasion maternity clothes. Such an awesome idea. Who wants to pay a ton of money for a maternity formal gown that will never fit again?

My best friend got engaged and I'm actually excited and happy which is weird because I have not given a flying fuck about anyone's engagement ever before. It's like I don't even know myself anymore! *sob*

I don't think any of Wiig's SNL characters are funny. At all. I really don't get it.

"Climb Every Mountain" is so good that it doesn't fit in with the rest of the movie.

So excited!

Those parents used Walmart-brand condoms.

YOU ROCK THOSE SHORTS AND TALL SOCKS, ROLF.

Nuns do NOT wear that much eyeshadow.

I always do this! Most holidays are just random days anyway, so what does it matter if you celebrate on a different day? As long as the sentiment is the same, it's no different. And it can be so much less stressful to not celebrate at the exact same day and time as almost everyone else in the country.

I wish they had one for cats :-(

I thankfully had a lot of great sex-ed teachers through my years at public school. (Okay, one of them several years later got in trouble for sleeping with a student, but the student was 18 so let's ignore that for now.)

However, I heard a lot of weird misinformation from classmates, such as:

- sex is supposed to be…

That one is 24 hours!