Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

Yeah paying a bit extra to cut out the vast majority of commercials. The fucking horror

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

just because you can’t afford it doesn’t make it some holy item. its still a car.

its still just a car bruh

I guess if I can’t have 350 speciale edition Ferraris, I’ll just have to take this:

something something something lift-off-oversteer YEAAAAA

“sabine looks interesting and capable” ?! Turn in your jalopnik card. Unless you meant, Sabine is awesome and top gear would be fine if it were just Sabine Gear.

(Actual thoughts)

For want of a connector the air line was lost.
For want of an air line the wastegate was lost.
For want of a wastegate the turbo was lost.
For want of a turbo the power was lost.
For want of power a lap was lost.
For want of a lap the race was lost.
And all for the want of a turbo line connector.

Speeding really shouldn’t be a felony. Don’t we have enough people in privatized prisons already? Slap the felony charge on when people are hurt.

+1 for V brakes.

Yup, this right here is a feeling I get sometimes with my car. It’s a little brash, a little unconventional and temperamental at times when you’re trying your best to not attract any attention.

Pulling out of my parking space at Kohl’s, my Firebird making all sorts of cacophony out of the free flowing exhaust, and a…

8/10 would watch.

I kind of meant, “you should write more stuff for Jalopnik so I will read it, rather than young adult fiction, which I would be less likely to read.”

“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…