EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

It’s plenty high. Just because someone else’s was higher doesn’t mean that it’s not a high amount of Gs.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

They got a custom launch control from NASA.

Well, here in the U.S., you’ll need an entire culture change with respect to personal space. We like driving, *our* cars...Just because Bill is going to the same place I am doesn’t make me want to ride with Bill, because, fuck Bill.

Damn, who pissed in your corn flakes?

I can never decide if I’m relieved or disappointed when I miss an Oppo shit storm. On the one hand I don’t like seeing people fight, but on the other hand there’s the train wreck effect. You can’t look away.

Pretty much any Alissa Walker article that gets cross-posted to Jalopnik. Seriously, just try reading any of these articles without your blood boiling:

Because Jalopnik is smart enough to realize there is an audience much, MUCH larger than just you, Pumpkin...

I don’t mind that one so much, but what really drives me up the wall is when Kotaku cross-posts “e-sports” articles to Deadspin. Playing video games is not a fucking sport.

“But this ain’t no Mercedes nor BMW...”. I don’t care, I need two of these Volvos. It has freaking private jet seats.

I love this car because I’m not a pinko commie bastard and 454.

This is the same idiot that in an earlier race missed the pit lane entry, and decided to turn around and go against the flow of traffic to get back in. Gentlemen racers, ladies and gents.

No me gusta

Outrage? Everyone is mocking you. Your worldview is exactly what terrorists use. “If we just kill them a lot, they’ll stop bothering us.”

Meanwhile, the Syrian Musturd n Biscuits is saying “Hey man, they bombed my town from the air, I’m going to go bomb their town from the ground. Just fuckin’ wipe these assholes out, I don’t care about innocent people getting in the way.”

this is exactly the kind of reactionary garbage thinking that will leave this world in smoldering ruins.

Too bad they didn’t make it. They would have sold like hotcakes. I’d buy one now.

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

But with more plates.