Seriously? These articles are purely for entertainment purposes. If you’re dumb enough to actually get into a car like this without adequate finances, you probably would’ve done it anyway. I don’t think Tavarish is actually pushing anyone over the edge with these writeups. “Predatory advertising” is a bit of…

If it was still running, and the insurance probably totals the car....I can think of some Jalops who could use a bulletproof 5.0 Liter 2UR-GSE V8.......

Jeez, really? You had to be that guy?

does this mean they can finally work on their Formula One car now?

*gets angry at one BMW stereotype*
*Proceeds to reinforce every other BMW stereotype*

/FLAMED

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

Well, shit.

The only thing I’ve learned from the Ferrari, Hummer, and Skyline is that I have no concept of how long a year is and every day I inch closer to death.

I really hope that BMW guy knows that he is now immortalized in the comment section of Jalopnik.

LS swap and let it eat. #murica

How about one of the factory supercharged AW11s? http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toyota-MR2…

Mid-engine plus linear boost wrapped in fantastic ‘80s angularity (don’t call it boxiness). Sure, it’s not a lot of power, but this one seems pretty clean and it’s currently less than half the budget.

That kink right at the blower exit makes me cringe. Surely there’s a better way to mount that so it’s not boosting straight into a wall.

I’m not understanding the amount of positive spin you’re trying to put on this. The recall is obviously voluntary because of the bad press that would occur if they challenged NHTSA on implementing it. It is a safety hazard so they SHOULD be proactive about fixing it.

You never had me. You never had your car.

This is the most anticipated car match-up for a very very long time that probably was incredibly difficult to set up and you are complaining about the length of the video? Seriously?

My god. The video editing on the follow the leader was incredible - these guys were awesome to watch. Just so good.

Terrible decision. Fastest 52 minutes of your entire year.

So...

Anyone else uncomfortable with this hand position? Looks like every soccer mom in their Sequoia.