I don't think I will ever run out of schadenfreude over this game. The strip-sack for touchdown followed by a squib/onside might not be the safest way to win a game, but it was fucking hilarious.

What you are speaking of are the Old Testament dietary laws, which were settled at the Jerusalem Council in Acts 15, where it was determined that obedience to the Mosaic/Jewish rituals was not required for followers of Jesus. This is why Christians can eat bacon, shrimp, and lobster.

"A pet puppy. Border collie ..."

"FUN FACT: A child could go on a five-state killing spree and no parent would be heartless enough to actually bail on Christmas presents. The nice list has worse grade inflation than Harvard."

My 6 year old daughter wants a Rapunzel that is 3 feet tall and will scare the shit out of me in the middle of the night, I have repeatedly said no but she is optimistic Santa will get it for her.
My 3 year old daughter wants a jetpack.