And what about the Nisha call?

Adnan.

Are you kidding me? She’s the one who wrote the song about her, talked about her on rolling stone... she’s very good at saying without saying. It’s all very high school. Everyone is pro taylor but I have never seen katy diss anyone directly in any of her songs or talked about her exes the way taylor does.

Ok, so, here’s what I’m wondering as a member of the general public. If Katy Perry does engage Taylor Swift in this ill-advised “feud” and Taylor, who may or may not have a problem with her response parameters, were to horribly rip her rival in half live at the American Music Awards, spraying blood and viscera all…

“Katy Perry Enlists John Mayer for Revenge Against Taylor Swift”

Endangered animals are not accessories to be used as accompaniments in your duck lipped selfies. That’s really shitty.

#teamnobody here, because there is no underdog to root for. These are two incredibly successful women, influential, gorgeous, wealthy women.

This is the only boyfriend app for me.

:-) Awwwwww

ITT: People who expect women to choose their style of dress entirely for the purpose of pleasing men while simultaneously slut-shaming them.

i told someone once that i would eat bagels for every meal if i could, for the rest of my life, and they gave me this look of absolute horror.

Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…

Gotta go write tonight’s Dirtbag.

Pinot noir, caviar.

“No, I ain’t wearing my best wig.”