“put a flower crown on donkey”

goddammit.

I love Pogo’s mixes, but he makes me sad: http://wehuntedthemammoth.com/2015/01/29/tro…

I knew it was going to turn out that Jay-Z had already donated. Not because of any deep faith in HOVA but because every not-for-profit I’ve ever worked for has been plagued by constant (inadvertent) breakdowns of communication.

Oh my.

Well I think your rugs looked GREAT, SO THERE

One dude on Facebook was losing his tits because this movie is “social engineering” and it lured him in with DUDE STUFF like cars and explosions and if it does really well at the box office, it will mean more movies about strong women.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.

I WANT TO BE THE NUX TO ALL YOU PEOPLE’S LADY MOTORCYCLE GANG

I laughed, but I am a terrible person.

Every non-Patriots fan:

I can only respond to this nonsense via animals.

Do you losers ever stop complaining about Gawker? Jesus christ you conservatives are becoming the “whining pussies” you call liberals. Grow up.

My cat tried to smother me with a pillow once, so I can see that.

This truly isn’t outrageous.

Kill it with fire.

Why they gotta be all orange and hairless? They’re like Chernobyl circus peanuts to me.