@betterbearockstar: *shame* Tim Burton is just so wonderfully GONZO.

@thecameralovesyou: NOooo that sounds about accurate, I think!

@Sophie needs to study...damn: Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I prefer Michael Keaton's Batman over Christian Bale's. By FAR. (I'm so uncool. The Jokers, however, are a toss-up, being both fabulous.) #madonna

@EarlyGrey: As an equal opportunity dog and cat lover who grew up with dogs (And didn't LOVE cats until she got them) - you need to own 'em, or live with an awesome one. Most Cats aren't instant lovers like healthy dogs - they have to trust and know you.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Heh! This is so true! I've dated 3 or 4 guys who are all "I don't like cats. Stupids cats. Yuck." And are alllll over mine. Cracks me up. #catladies

Yesss, all that cat killing in them olden days, causing the little problem of there being no one to do the much-needed plague-carrying rat killing. Oops.

@BlondeGoddess: He he I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Hello and welcome! Can't wait to read more! #irincarmon

I must ask, as female, how does your s/o feel about it? Completely neutral or likes it? Beard! Variety = spice and all that.

@koldkalamity: A resounding and convincing argument for NO beard, that is. #nightnote

@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Beautiful! *Hands you piles of Gloomy Morrissey Cookies*

@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Oh oh, but sweetness, I was only joking!

@GonzoMaz: Oh, why do you give me such DREAMS? *sighs at that wonderful thought* #britneyspears

@chinaplate: I think this is a harsh reaction.

@MPSai: Hey, now, men in video games are *always* realistically proportioned! Their heads are never too small, their shoulders never too insanely wide. This is significant.

@BJ_Kill: Quite possibly - traditional porn developers need to be as novel as possible these days to survive.

@GooberSaysHey: But it's got FAMOUS people. Famous people make everything posh, don't ya' know! #vogue

@NoelleBlue: Oh! And I Must try this:

Cheekbones? Daniel Day-Lewis's? Yes, please.

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: My rant on the cover looked SO MUCH like this that I had to bow to your superior version.