yeah no... I've been using this account for a few months and have been around on gawker and jezebel for more than a year. Thanks though...

I mean hey even a simple click on my profile, and then looking at my post history would show you this is not my first post but I guess just assuming things about me is good enough…

dealing with hecklers is part of the job requirement. All comedians deal with it, just because Melissa couldn't doesn't mean anything really. There are plenty of female comedians that can and do.

Male comics are NEVER told to show the audience their dick? really? okay... whatever you say pal.

Let me clarify my positions for the kind people here since you seemed to misstate 2 of the 3

It's morally justifiable to hire someone to defend you against aggression. Including kidnapping you and 100+ other people and keeping them in a cage for life.

Selling heroin is a victimless crime.

putting anyone in jail is…

wrong.

I am not trying to use Christianity to justify anything. I'm not even christian. For the last time, talking to a christian about their religion does not imply that I am trying to justify fucking anything with their religion.

Secondly, did you really just say "the country was founded n the notion of a social…

You have zero clue what you're talking about, and if your defense of the state is simply "lel teens!" then congratulations, that is literally the worst defense of the state I have ever heard in my entire life.

also http://mises.org/daily/5418 Not having a state for a while seemed to do these guys some good.

How can you possibly think that government is a first world problem?

If everything were private you could not do that because it would be a form of pollution on someones private property.

yeah, I'm aware they're assholes. Which is why comedians should ruthlessly tear into them in a funny manner to disarm them, then get on with their act.

you might be surprised...

even so, you would think someone whos job is literally only to be funny, would be able to stand up there and make shit funny.

All comedians get heckled, and there are plenty of comedians, both male and female, who handle hecklers well...

we should privatize the roads (and everything else) and let the private road companies set the rules for using their roads, competing on safety and service with others.

Wanting to get rid of one government and put in place your own is not anarchist.
making a political statement does not mean you are knowledgeable about political theory as it relates to anarchism.
And they wrote a book on political theory? cool beans, does that mean they are anarchists? no.
Barbarian tribes are not…

Well I was a little fascist shithead when I was 15 and hated 'teh gays' because I was an insecure little shithead.

the evolution to my current views are a result of years of discussions, being proven wrong and then admitting I was wrong and then changing my mind.

as for 'you people' I mean gawker commenters. Seriously,…

we should make cars illegal, for everyone 1 person who drives a car responsibility there is 50 people who drive recklessly and will decapitate people and their corpses will scatter the highways!

yeah because 110 could not have POSSIBLY been a typo of 10.

that would be unthinkable.

You make a lot of good points otherwise except denying that taxation is theft. (of course jesus didn't think taxation was theft, they werent really big on political theory as it related to anarchism 2000 years ago.)

Anywho, do you…

I know :P

I guess we should make wrappers illegal because for every responsible person who throws away the wrapper, there are 50 people who litter!!!!

my question "why should the government be able to tell you what to do with your corpse?"

your answer "because the government said so, right here! state v bradbury!"

Worlds first female mass counterfeiter wears same dress twice! more at 11.

nothing crazy about me :3c