It's an atrocious piece, but it's pretty much how I feel when I read film reviews here.

the worst part? it was ruled an infield fly.

To be fair, this family history is pretty much on par with those of about 90% of Texans who hail from east of I-45

That Hershey's sign is soooo very distracting, as is all of Times Square.

ESPN sucks! (Except when we just summarize their content for a story on our site)

In their defense, is anybody listening?

Genesis Communications was repeatedly asked to comment on this situation but they provided no reply at all.

Isn't it worth pointing out Dortmund's idiocy somewhere in this piece? They are my favorite side, but explain to me how, as a club, you're better off losing your star striker for nothing when you can sell him, albeit to a hate rival, and use that money to capture another top forward.

I make perfect sense. You just are pretty awful at analogies.

Your dark humor is appreciated here, but would be lost on most modern-day UT students.

I'm still not regretting my decision to forgo cable.

It could be worse.

Considering B) is coming from a personal place I can't equally identify with, I won't try commenting there. But a) "In general", the sentiment seems to be that it was just these greedy great players - Bonds, Clemens, McGwire, etc - and they're the only ones that matter and that's obviously why they set all of these…