You guys must have been sheer hell on the editors at B/R.

10,000 words about a company that refined the art of the listicle. I think I understand why you didn't make it there.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

Caps Locks

Drew, were you nervous to be seen by tens of people?

successful pop musicians are the last people to suggest to anyone about the reality of living in the "real world."

It's not the sport, it's the fans. Jorts and Tap Out/Ed Hardy tee shirts are horrifying. When your fanbase makes track patrons seem classy, you have a problem.

True love.

Something something punt football something...

Nope. Not buying it. Most porn dehumanises sex, and its especially guilty of objectifying women. The effects of pornographication are well documented and almost all negative. Belle herself performs in films where she is beaten and abused. The answer? More respect for Belle and her colleagues? A sisterhood of…

You vote Republican, Belle Knox, so spare me your insights into how women oppress other women by laboring to deny them sovereignty and equality.

She's such a feminist. Its so feminist how she allows men to choke and beat her on screen.

Perhaps you are familiar with defensive American football players feigning injuries to stop the clock when the offense is running no huddle, or the career of LeBron James.

This brings a whole new meaning to "docking your iPad"

Examples? Just look at clips of her new movie. She's trying to rob a fast food chain and, instead of bursting in the door and nimbly hopping over the counter, she can barely roll over the counter. Then she robs them for all their pie. It's funny because she's fat and fatties like pie more than money and look silly…

"My boyfriend was a groomsman in my brother's wedding. His financial commitment only consisted of renting the tux and shelling out some small amount for the bachelor weekend, which was all the guys hanging out in a cabin smoking cigars."

You know why it's different? Because if I were asked to go to three different showers, buy a tux and go to a destintion bachelor party I, and every single one of the groom's friends, would tell the groom to go fuck himself.

The closest thing Jezebel, and Lindy West in particular, gets to journalism is the cute cat videos. Those are verifiable.