Strange... When it's that cold I usually put the muff on my ears

"And the Ewoks weren't burned alive with the rest of Endor forest"
There's still time for another Return of the Jedi Special Edition... (Paging George Lucas)

Unfortunately I was in section 134, row 21, seat 17.... But not for long

Crossing my fingers for a Rock The Bells NY appearance

Leave it to a Beebe to deny what looks like a sure fire touchdown

The Richardson pick was actually brilliant, as many fans (including myself) were clamoring for an offensive pick. But, it cannot be understated how much of a disaster Dee Milliner has been up to this point. It's early, and he's young, but I haven't seen anything even remotely encouraging going forward with him.

"...or I will murder your families"

I don't think I wanna do Hamster Style any more Dad...

By "therapist" I think they were referring to a physical therapist, to help their wrists recover from all the high fives (and other extra curricular activities)

Of all the coverage on this story, not once has anyone mentioned her Twitter handle is "@SomeSkankInMI"... Clearly a classy broad all around

starts slow clap

+1 Fancy Sauce

What you did there... I see it. And I like it.

And one is her boyfriend, who I'm sure was TOTALLY honest and forthcoming. So really a sample size of three

Four men huh? Well, with a sample size that large, it's be tough to make a counter argument. You win. I will show myself out...

Who needs football when Richie clearly has a bright future ahead in politics, Eh?

Call me bro!

A true Schiano man wears only the blood of his opponent...

This will be a dramatic change of pace for the Jets. Usually, bullies in Jets uniforms are in the stands, not on the field.

Not the first time a blonde has fallen victim to a DP on Halloween