Seven Minutes in Heavenville

I'm assuming "Vin Baker Sprite" is code for a 7&7

Yes it is, although not as big as it used to be, as someone else mentioned. I play occasionally in Orlando, it's an extremely challenging game (and the fastest sport in the world.) And as someone also pointed out, the equipment is very expensive. A brand new cesta goes for $200-$300...

Her tattoo artist is the real criminal...

An Indian throwing a Redman seems so counter productive...

A star for your comment and a +1 for your comment handle... Funny shit

Glad to see Once Brothers in the top 10... My fav of the series by far

Good, because after KimYe, we don't need another "North" star

"Ok, we will let it slide tonight"

Your commenting handle is just... Wow

Holy shitballs

First & Tenure

Lol you "admonished" me huh? Come on man, you are better than that
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Stop trying to show off at my expense on Twitter

Same here (mostly) but a few incidents have left me with a bad taste in my mouth (insert joke here)

Good response. And I absolutely appreciate good work by the commentariat. Your contributions to DUAN are always spot on! And i feel the same way about 95% of the folks here. But there are a few who mistake funny for condescending, and I don't really see a place for that. It's a great, tight knit group, and most of the…

I see where you are coming from, and yes it's a different dynamic from the Star days. I really have no idea who was starred back then & who was not. My point was that if being an approved commenter on deadspin is worthy of making it into your twitter bio, your life may be lacking in other key areas... I don't care if…

Holy shit, spaces count as characters, correct you are sir!

Ok, but how much of that million came from Ashy Larry?

The majority of the commenters here are witty and tactful... But there are a few that take it a little too far. They will jump down someone's throat for a joke that may not be the funniest, but if you look at their comment history you will see plenty of "redacted" or jokes that werent very funny themselves.

Don't think for a second they don't have a Lucy statue... BAM!!! Ask & u shall receive