Maybe they were just playing charades & Antonio Smith drew the card that said "Dustin Keller's Knee"

Jay Leno called... He wants his shirt back

Unfortunately, the head of Fox's Music Department couldn't be reached for comment

Shenanigans!!! Surrounded by white people in Hartford?!? That city's gang problem was so dangerous that the city had to call in the FBI in the 1980s to clean things up. That place is a war zone, and that's coming from someone who lives in the 4th most dangerous city in America (New Haven, CT)

I disagree in part... Certain household chores take more knowledge than others. Take laundry for example. For the uninitiated, it's simply a matter of whites & colors, right? But we all know its more than that. Many garments require very specific cleaning methods based on fabric & texture. I realize that doesn't apply…

+1

Authorities have ruled out foul play, due to the fact that it happened in the upper deck during a baseball game

Fuck these rich ass bastards... I'm chillin by the pool too!

I comment exclusively on mobile, and it's like drunk texting after a pub crawl... Quite challenging

The interception at the end was the icing on Bernie's rum cake

Oh wow missed opportunity right there! Almost forgot that was against the steelers

Good work guys! I particularly enjoyed Raysism, Keebl3r, FunkFactor5, and Rubios submissions

Yea I can read. I saw absolutely nothing that should lead you to the conclusion you came to. But, you know, if you don't understand snark, I can't really help you there.

I, ummm, think you might be looking waaaaay too deep into a cat attacking a TV video... It's Sunday, just watch the damn kitty & be happy!

I just posted a piece defending Fireman Ed on my blog thingy whatever. I'd link to it, but I'm a dirty good for nothing noob who isn't well versed in this whole phenomenon you whippersnappers refer to as the "Inter-Net"...

U said it man

Thanks for at least crediting me as a source

I find it curious that someone can write a missive about "Not being a hater" but can find himself policing the comment sections ala Cartman as the Hall Monitor.