Give them all pot brownies and see what happens when they loosen up a little

Requires more stars.

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.

The evangelicals could stand to recruit some new staff to try and up the conversion rate. I’m sure this would be successful:

Leah Remini is no longer an actress. Her real job now is trolling the shit out of scientology and I love her for it! Get ‘em!!

Sandy for President!

Sandra Bullock: “I’m just grateful I can do it. We have to take care of one another.”

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Seems like Lea Michele’s relationship is fine and zandy.

My sister is friends with his sister.

He’s so hot. A hot guy with brains and morals is all I want.

Aaand now I’m pregnant

Here is a picture of Ed with his son.

Hates sharing attention? Okay, so North takes after her father

We’re the greatest, it’s an objective fact.