This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

Do you mean Bridget Fonda?

Nicolas Cage annuls marriage to Erika Koike just four days after they got married. [People]

Naomi Campbell dated Joe Pesci and nothing makes sense.

I’m shocked. You mean rich, white kids don’t earn their spots into Ivy League schools? I thought they were supposed to be filled with the best and brightest who pulled themselves up by their boot straps. Those schools aren’t bastions of meritocracy? Lol I love how people complain about affirmative action but don’t say…

porque no los dos?

Right?

“I’m sorry you caught me.”

Yet another “I wish I had not gotten called out for my actions. I was under the impression as a well-to-do white male I could do whatever I wanted.”

I know he’s just a kid but fuck him and his victimhood. He knew exactly what he was doing and has zero remorse. 

Perhaps the simultaneously most and least-surprising part of the film is how quickly the concert goers turned on each other.

Sounds just like where Kavanaugh went.

The best part is that these smug little assholes are hiding behind their church to engage in this behaviour. Fuck them, fuck their parents, and fuck the institution that presents their religious fascism as Christianity.

Reminds me of that photo of the Native American family flipping off Mt. Rushmore and the idiots who were like “GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY.”

Oh, and I hope their parents are on that bus, too.

He, alone, is stronger than any of them will ever, ever be, as individuals or the mob they innately seek to become.

I hope their bus crashes on the way home. Yes, I mean that. There is no fucking way these kids are going to grow up and be open-minded, caring, loving adults. They’re just going to stay virulent racists, and they look like they already come from privilege, so they’ll be rich and powerful racists. So we may as well…

Ugh, white people are the worst...

I’m weirdly jealous of Kylie Jenner. She has all the things I wish I had, especially the makeup empire. But she’s also my favorite of the bunch? She doesn’t talk much which means she’s doesnt say stupid shit like Khloe and Kim do.