Anyone, women or man, can own miracle Tupperware, for about $25k. That’s at least four procedures to get them to sit like that.

Nothing to be jealous of. Those images are so photoshopped that we have no idea what her breasts look like. Those are basically drawings of boobies.

Nothing, unless you’re the image of aryan perfection on a nazi youth poster like Gwen. Then, any physical imperfections are catastrophic to a person whose life has been defined by vanity for so long.

Well hot damn, I am jelly of that Kylie Jenner tiddy.

Really giving your kid the confidence to actually wear those glasses on a consistent basis, Gwen 🙄

I’ve dated short, tall, thin and husky. At the end of the day its how they work horizontal.

Likewise, I’m 6'0, and get asked about the weather “up there,” and called Sasquatch, etc.

I’d scale him like a mountain and I’m 5'7.

How about not making fun of anyone’s height, celebrity or not?

Based on the “boost” system of this and how you can buy the album up to 13 times to “boost” your place in line to buy tickets, it seems like they just want to pad her record sales, which comes off WAY grosser to me than a regular record bundle. Like atleast the record bundle kind of makes sense to me. It’s an…

Don’t fuck with people who understand mathematics.

Go get em, Bill.

Bless Bill. Dude invented the selfie and never even pursued royalties!

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

Bad Blood without Lamar’s verses is absolutely unlistenable.

I remember being a middle school cheerleader and I was one of the few girls who could do the splits. My art teacher found this out and thought it would be a stellar idea to force me (threatening me with a detention for insubordination when I initially declined) to sit in a front split for 20 minutes so that my…

I’ll tell you what did impress me much when this video came out: those obliques. Talk about ab goals for life.

remember when ben carson removed brain surgeon from consideration as a basis for intelligence?

Being a rocket scientist is pretty dope, Shania. It’s kind of a baseline of people’s intelligence as in “He’s no rocket scientist”.

Shania and I have different ideas of what’s impressive I guess.