See also: Gwyneth Paltrow.

The screaming may have been melodramatic, but can anyone here say that their internal monologue didn’t sound exactly like that when Trump won? I had a goddamn panic attack in my kitchen. And I don’t mind that Evan Peters apparently plays a maniacal psycho who celebrates Trump’s victory because I do think that’s…

You can’t make a horror story out of Trump’s election that is worse than what is actually happening. I’m supposed to give a shit about some rich white lady who is afraid of clowns? Thanks, but I’m sticking to the horror stories of families who are living in fear of being torn apart and deported, for starters.

Y’all need Jesus

We have a family friend who’s been in the music business for years and during R. Kelly’s criminal trial he told us that Kelly is known to seek out the youngest girls at a party. He’ll find the one with braces, or teen acne, the one that looks alone, uncomfortable or out of place. He is 100% a predator and should be in…

I’m starting to think this R. Kelly fellow might not be a good guy.

Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe...

Usually my Taylor Swift cycle works like this: I enjoy her new music, I get annoyed by her and the music once they get overexposed and overplayed, I rejoice when she’s gone, I forget she exists, and then I rejoice when she returns and I enjoy her new music again.

I mean, I thought that was all agreed upon that he fucked up in a major way (pretty sure it was over the affair and possibly talking to the women at the MET gala), Solange beat his ass, and Beyonce believed he deserved it. Because she was all like “don’t mess up my dress” and then left the party with her sister, not…

I think this was their one disagreement ever because Jay Z learned to never disagree with her again.

That’s why he and Mel only have one kid

I had a “soul” cat, so I do get it. The love of your life doesn’t have to be a human.

Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

I mean, it makes sense when a white mom tells other white moms to fucking pay attention to what’s happening, because it’s happening to HER biracial babies.

For real though, then, what do we do? I’m a (foreign) white wife and mama,..My Black husband and I chose to bring up our kids in my home country overseas after I spent some time living in the racist South with him and his fam...a crash course in racial reality, that busted my white bubble completely.  

The thing here that made me particularly sad was that it sounds as if the son, despite the repeated digs at him and his beliefs, still was the one apologizing and trying to make things work.

I really want them to realize how insulting it is for them to drag their babies into a discussion where they were being problematic.

I know it’s not shocking, but it’s heartbreaking to hear someone talk about how their own mother chose whiteness over their children. And wanting to take you to a step-family’s Thanksgiving? Just gross.