NOPE. NOTHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE.

They didn’t “find each other” when they were adults. Allen functioned as her step-father from when she was the age of 9 until he left Mia for Soon Yi when she was in her early twenties. They claim their relationship became sexual in the late 1980s, when she was in her late teens.

No. He knew her as a child and helped raise her as her mother’s boyfriend. Her age was in question since she was an orphan so we only have his say-so and her estimated age to go by to believe that he waited until she was 17 or 18 to lay a finger on her. So what we have here is a teenage girl’s father figure, her…

Great work. I really felt the character come to life.

Outraged white dude voice: “She was his STEP-daughter and ADOPTED! Gah! You’re forgetting the totally normalizing factors here, libturd!!! No wonder men hate you, you multiple cat-owning, old, fat loser!”

Um, you do realize that this isn’t a thing normal, healthy adults do, right?

I don’t buy the fear argument at all. You don’t have to denounce a person to avoid working with them.

Also if Kimmy Schmidt was in a bunker for a damn decade and still knows about the Kardashians anyway through some sort of cultural osmosis, let’s not pretend that you, creature of Hollywood, have never heard of them, Darren

Kendoll doesn’t know what tipping means, she thinks, if she gives her lip gloss to someone, she is giving a tip to a poor.

I think she made that movie so she could wear caftans and vintage shades in a pretty place. I don’t blame her one bit.

I’ve accepted our fate. Why can’t you?

I loved By the Sea, it was so overwrought it was hilarious. And the voyerism was next level loony, totally made the movie. Loved it.

Trump’s pre-Presidency Tweeting is now just a list of warnings about his own Presidency.

I had an ex who liked to bring me around many of her exes who she kept as friends. Like, one, why are you still friends? Two, why so many exes? And three, why the fuck am I being introduced?

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

I love Pine, but you can have him. Evans is my #1, always and forever.

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

It seems like people who are married and already have children could work out some kind of compromise when it comes to having more or not. There definitely is more to the story than that lame reason.

He does — the lower-priced Michael Michael Kors line, as I mentioned in original comment. But his higher-priced “Collection” label does not go into plus sizes — and from a cursory look at what’s currently available on his site, it doesn’t look like he offers much in the way of sizes there …

Exactly! Models are genetic freaks, at any size!