A) No Carson, no thank you.
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any idea on penis size for any of the escapees?
The reward for information about 4 escaped convicts is $500? I don’t think you could get a kindergartner to turn in a fellow child for that measly amount.
And in Mexico City, we have this....
Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…
Jezebel reposted them here first thing this morning.
That is some mighty impressive hair / fake hair combo.
The only thing that would make swift remotely interesting would be is she announced she was surprise married.
Mike Pence has been thrust into the limelight because he was pegged correctly as a zealot slimeball who is willing to give up any shred of humanity for power. May his ambition be his downfall (Lord, here our prayer).
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Except Obamacare.
Can you imagine how dead your soul must be- to read these reports, know the volume of suffering you are going to cause be it physical or financial, and then continue forward simply because you want to ensure that for the last 5-10 miserable years of your pathetic life you’ll get to continue being propped up by…
There’s skinny and then there’s famine. McConnell wants the latter.
The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.
McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.
I hope your efforts pay off and you get to brush against his penis someday <3
I don’t get why everyone is convinced it’s a stunt. He’s trying to be James Bond by dating an American pop star? Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively (who are a genuine married couple) decided to spend the Fourth of July with a fake couple doing a publicity stunt? Who is this guy’s publicist, Salvador Dali?
Whoever his PR person at the time that condoned this should be fired. Even if it was Hiddles idea, they should be fired for letting him go ahead with it in the first place.
I am just here to write that I have never seen any sexiness in Tom Hiddleston.
Loki needs an appointment at Benefit’s Brow Bar because that brow color is BAD