It’s my birthday today and this is my obligatory Instagram post EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!

I already said something like that before, and still (like today, very out in the open) they’ve made plans and not included me. I guess I want to know if the problem is me or them; or at the very least how to get over feeling shitty that they leave me out of things.

I feel like I’ve mentioned before that I’m interested in the things they do and still nothing. I guess I just don’t know how to stop feeling hurt by it. At the very least I want to know if it’s me or them (maybe I’m hugely annoying and I just don’t know lol??).

Totally off topic, advice thread. A few of my coworkers (the ones who enjoy night life) routinely don’t invite me to places even though they all go with each other. And it’s not that they’re coy about either; I can hear them audibly discussing plan making, emailing each other, etc. Now I’m fully aware that I’m just…

Britney’s talented too. Watch any of her dance rehearsals and it’s pretty obvious she’s a gifted performer. Plus, she’s dealt with a lot of bad shit in her personal life as well as being taken advantage of by the music industry.

I’m literally lol’ing. That was a perfect comment.

It’s such a fresh breath of air to see her face amid this chaos the past few months.

i have some flats and some kitten heels that are not bad. And their socks (the ones you wear in flats are BOMB DIGGITY. Seriously. Nobody can beat those damn amazing socks.

I cry, LITERALLY CRY from laughing whenever I see this. And I don’t know how to explain to people why I think it’s so funny. I tried several times and was met with failure.

As a fluent speaker of another language, I can tell you I’ve done this before and I PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE you, we’re not talking shit about you. For example, this one time we had to carpool somewhere with a group of girlfriends and I didn’t want to drive. I looked at my sister and said in said foreign language, “do…

I’ve spent considerable time explaining to fellow Jezzies why my vagina used to like Hiddles and Benedict Cumberbatch.

Not sure if anyone knows this, but the brunette guy in this photo was also up for The part of Ross on “Friends”.

It never bothers me when people ask where I’m from, but I always ask them to guess. It’s fun trying to see if they make an actual attempt at guessing vs just throwing out some generic geographic location.

May I ask you a question? When someone pays you a compliment regarding your physical beauty, does it flatter you or illicit a small pang of sadness? I ask because I’m Middle Eastern; the compliments that generally come my way are always a nod to the European aspects of my physical attributes (i.e. I’m always told how…

In an effort to see the good with the bad, her bit about how all her previous boyfriends’ moms had a vibe of, “But Iiiiiiii wanted to fuck him” was priceless. 

This is kind of random, but why are there no Joshua Jackson gifs that are used on repeat?? Is it only me who thinks that Dawson needed to go the fuck away and that Pacey was literally the only redeemable person on that show???

I fucking LOVEEEEEEEEEEE “Death Becomes Her”.

It’s the first movie I ever remember seeing :)

The only way he’ll stop getting TSwift questions is if (1) his publicist SERIOUSLY stops interviewers from even thinking about asking them or (2) he himself shuts it down quickly by being slightly rude so others catch on and hesitate to ask. I don’t see the latter happening, so his PR team needs to get it together.