Is it mean that I call my sister’s roommate’s dog (whom I am in love with dearly) “the fat man” (because he’s got a beautifully big belly)?? I don’t want to give him a weight complex, he’s just so cute...

Ooooh I LOVE the snakes on a plane!!!!! I’ve never made a cardboard airplane so that sounds like a challenge.

Ooh ooh can you give me suggestions? Clever please!! To give you an idea of my tastes, I was a rubik’s cube one year, a lego man another year, and last year I wore a shark costume with a laser beam on my head (aka sharks with freakin laser beams on their heads).

Isn’t it amazing how Jaime Camil has made a self-absorbed narcissist incredibly lovable?? He’s a great actor.

Okay I know this doesnt really serve a point, but a college buddy of mine was in a small indi film with Daryl Sabra and he told me Daryl was a colossal dick. Maybe he was just a dick to my friend? I mean, HE’S kind of annoying so I could see that happening.

Aww, but Jenna Coleman is a fun actress to watch, no??

You’re already on the list. I’ve put you at table 15 with Emilio Estevez and Keenan Thompson. You good with that??

Joshua Jackson is a delight. He’s hot as hell and my future husband. I know it’s gonna happen for me, guys.

I’m not @-ing you, I’m jut so heartbroken that you’d say that. :(

I know she’s pretentious, but what do you expect? She’s British.

It’s totally one of those movies where one would think that he received a nom because he was so good. I feel like a dufus for even pointing out a technicality lol. Sorry :(

Not that this actually matters, but he wasn’t nominated for Shame. But he should’ve been!

Maybe he/she’s a conspiracy theorist and doesn’t want to seem crazy?? Who knows.

Why? Explain pleeeeease.

Babygirl Antigua

A badass woman indeed. Marrying Desi Arnaz (when there must have been terrible prejudice against Cubans and Latin immigrants in general), owning her own studio at the height of Hollywood sexism, amazing comedic and acting chops, etc. She was the fucking shit.

Completely off topic, but this is my favorite Lucy moment. Whenever I try a new food that isn’t something I like (and inevitably I’m making a weird face), my go to response is “It tastes just like candy.” The best part is when she gets drunk and can’t pronounce Vitametavegamin and just pats the bottle and says, “this…

The best statement would be, “We don’t like each other anymore, and it’s affecting our kids. Ideally, we would want you all to mind your own business but we know that’s not going to happen. We don’t even know the actual point of releasing this statement but there you have it.”

The memory? Nothing crazy! I was having lunch at a restaurant when he and his assistant walked in. I had met the assistant a looooong time ago through a friend of a friend of a friend and gave a quick hi...all was well. When I saw them again a few days later and went up to assistant guy to say hello, Harvey started…

This specific instance? I have no idea, but people have been saying it’s his brother. Generally speaking, Harvey is a creepster and many blind items have been linked to him being a “casting couch” type of producer.