My friend suggested we go to “this AMAZING sushi place, because the ambiance is like nothing else.” Between three people, we each paid 60 FUCKING DOLLARS for maybe 7 items. Fuck atmosphere.

It was soooo not like that the first couple seasons. As soon as Fox and Ryan Murphy realized that their core fan base was the 8 to 12-year-old demographic, that’s when the show became heavy-handed with themes and messages.

What does someone else’s promiscuity have anything to do with you?

Noooo, you don’t have low standards. You like her. Nicholas Cage is the same in EVERY.DAMN.MOVIE. and I love love love him. I have no legitimate explanation of why I like him as an actor, but I do. So there you go lol.

I like JLaw too, btw...Winter’s Bone is amazing, and she kills it in The Hunger Games. Maybe I’m not…

She’s literally the same in every movie.

I will give this to her, though: because she can play herself well (a strong woman), The Hunger Games trilogy was pretty good because she was such a strong anchor.

5 pounds skinnier

Agreed =). She seems really grounded.

I just love her, but you’re right. I have no idea how she did it.*

I had a nutritionist who’s hair stylist was/is my best friend. She was a board certified nutritionist and food therapist who told my friend that she was on the hcg diet (the one where you only consume 500 calories a day, and you also get some kind of shots to accompany the hcg??).

You danced with a goddamn python around around your neck. You’re a visionary. You go, Brit-Brit. =) =)

1000, 100% true. But it’s not who he’s dating...if anything, dating a tall, thin, blonde hottie is Bond personified. It’s his persona these past few months that’s been strange (some say he’s fame hungry-I don’t agree, but I still don’t know what it is). Whatever is going on recently is turning off people from…

Nothing seriously makes me laugh harder than this movie. It’s perfect in every way.

“You were not wearing your n-n-n-n-necessary prescription eyeglasses!”

I’m pretty sure I sounded really inarticulate, my apologies. I hope what I said made an iota of sense to you :/.

Maybe she ended up going, but she was super elitist about it. The funny thing is that she was an art history major in college, yet has ZERO understanding of how art and high culture work.

Off topic, and I don't know if I've already told you this before, but your avatar gives me warm feelings. I love it :)

On a completely off topic note, a friend of mine went on an all expense paid trip to Paris (sponsored by her bf) and refused to go to The Louvre because “Uggh, it’s just so commercialized. It’s the museum that everyone wants to visit. It’s a little annoying.”

This, and the stuttering lawyer are literally the best fucking things about my cousin vinny.

Khloé K said once that when someone tweets something particularly vitriolic to her (if/when she tweets back), their usual usual response is “omg I never though my you’d respond to me, I love you!!” I don’t get why people would be so hungry for a tweet back.

Omg why would they say that to her? God people are awful. I felt mean calling Taytay a liar on here.