“REEEEEAAAAP, ASSFUCKERS. REAAAAAP.”

If Kroenke wants to know the secret to getting his players out of St. Louis as fast as possible, he should talk to Theo Epstein.

How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

That would’ve been a totally reasonable take.

WrestleMania 32. Dallas Texas. Rhonda Rousey vs Charlotte Flair for the WWE Divas Title. IT IS INEVITABLE

So I’m glad that the students were able to make their voices heard but as a Jew I’m a little frustrated that, despite the breaking point being a swastika, a symbol of oppression that overwhelmingly targets one group over another, there are absolutely zero calls to address anti-semitism on campus and zero mentions of…

Los Angeles is such a huge market, I’m surprised that the Chargers, Rams, and Raiders never thought about putting their team there before now.

GO CARDS!

You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

He's fumbled four times, losing two (fumble recoveries are nearly random), in about a game-and-a-half. That's actually really bad. Not that McCown is GOOD, but fumbling is notorious for pissing off coaches.

“Jeff, I’m telling you, they couldn’t hear us in the bullpen.”

So impressive! Cy Young winner and reigning 2x AL wins champion and arguably best pitcher in the game (obviously in top 2 or 3 at worst) throws great game against team that’s been the worst in the league all season up until the last week. I am truly impressed. It’s like he gets paid an average of $30 million a year to…