Of all people, you'd think WNBA players would know to keep the kissing off of the hardwood.

If a team that is a consistent winner, a playoff participant, and occasional World Series threat can't draw more people than Florida or Houston or the other perennial losers of the world, than that team should move. Didn't this team also have trouble selling out World Series games? That's embarrassing.

This year, the Rays did try to synergize with the NFL's success by holding various skills competitions on-field during the 7th-inning stretch, but it only resulted in a one-person attendance increase for the punting contest.

The Moment The Pirates Reached The Playoffs

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.

I don’t want to see the Olympics at all

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Haha that must have been one of those "check-the-stats-between-pitches-look-up-and-the-play-already-started" things. Also known as a "Sterling" to Yankee fans.

I'd defer to Valentine on this. He's the expert on not showing up after mid-September.

you're not wrong, but crap like this is the reason why it's the thick of the pennant race and no one seems to care (and i say this as a huge baseball fan).

Mike Trout is still better.

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

A-Coodle-Doodle-Do, A-Coodle-Doodle-Do!

He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

And the crowd was absolutely out-of-control.

Haris was a beast last year in Serie B for Novara. Top player.

Girardi reaction:

Seriously, how can any one watch this and still think NL ball is better than AL ball? Why, because the manager needs to make a double switch once a week?!?! Give me a break.