Glad he didn’t Skyy it over the bar,

It’s not Worcester you need to worry about, it’s the exit to 84. Once you’re past that, it’s smooth sailing all the way.

Niskanen is probably getting too much of the blame the wayward stick from Ovie to the back of the head was the catalyst for the play.

alternative theory based on Ivanka’s expression (grinning wider, raising her eyebrows) is that Trump was looking directly at the woman he WISHED was his wife but sadly he isn’t a Lannister.

We’d be remiss not to wonder what would have happened had he ended up in the joint. Some football players have a kushy life after retirement, some don’t. But usually where there’s smoke there’s fire. Thank god he was staying at that local dank roach motel nearby. Maybe he was just out in the woods talking to buddha.…

“...the US spent 54% of its discretionary budget on the military.”

If you don’t know you can’t afford it.

No. You go through with the dance. You do it with gusto. Then you give the toast. You roast the groom. You then proceed to drink it all. Everything. I mean, every last thing. You do rails and bales. You smoke up out on the patio. Then you grovelfuck a catering server in the men’s bathroom with the stall door open,…

Only six points at halftime for Burgundy? Not exactly a vintage performance.

Caddyshack 2

“a rookie who looks like the life guard you had a crush on that one summer”

No.

The fuck is a Yule lad? I MUST KNOW.

Giri, I think you misread. It was a traditional German wedding, which involved goatse.

from the undefeated article:

Moore should feel lucky only missing one play, most players get four games if they take a hit from Bud.

Erasure is named after Marvin Webster.

The Offspring's original name was Shawn Kemp.

The Village People also tried to use the basketball card explanation for their original name, Topps.