NoNameApe
TheApeWithNoNAme
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Ding. Ding. Ding.

I am in western mass this week and the WEEI butthurt is at epic levels.

The only reason I ever pick up the post is to read Brooks’ unending hatred of any Ranger not named Messier or Lundqvist.

Brady could ask for it to be heard en banc, but that’s rare (rule 35). And, despite Jimmy from Duxbury’s bitching and complaining, the case doesn’t meet the standard set forth in the rule. This isn’t Brown vs The Board of Education.

Dirty Lenny is a fantastically adept asshole. When last sighted, he had been popped as part of a car-theft ring that used falsified documents to get vehicles off dealer lots. THE BALLS. After doing a few months he got out on probation and was living in his ex-wife’s basement.

I’ve had that feeling too about Ted Cruz.

Mowin? Time to buy stock in defibrillators. Oh, boy.

That’s an insult to Don Meredith.

His best song is “Kern River.” If you would like to disagree, I will meet you out front of Toot’s Lil Honky Tonk, 114 E Anderson Ave, Knoxville, TN 37917 where I will whip your ass. Don’t go inside, though. I am banned.

A balk is like obscenity. You know it when you see it. Or something.

He’s bounced around the states including a stint in Virginia playing at Carlisle Academy. I saw him play in NJ in a tournament. Extremely gifted player with all the tools. He was NBA ready body wise when he was 16. Supposedly is a total asshole ptherwise

WI was fabulous in their run, but if India had a 2 out of 3 match play situation instead of one and done, India would have faced England. India’s cricket is, all around, deeper and more talented than WI.

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Most likely not as hunter-gathers did not keep animals as livestock by definition and dogs were too important to kill.

Dents the side of the old onion bag.

I was living in Rome and attending classes at John Cabot.* Tickets were like $5 on the exchange rate back them. I went to Roma-Lazio twice. War zones. I went to up to see the Milan derby too. Actually, my whole life was centered on going to those games, drinking, and a girl name Ursula, who I wonder about some times.

Now playing

Respect, BUT, Maradona would never be able to have the open field like he did back then. When I lived in Italy in 1991, I went to some matches at Roma and it was ludicrous. The midfield was hardly contested by any side. Example game I attended:

Also, eliminate helmets and shoulder pads.

Notably, AmericAn football are the only contact sports where leaving ones feet to hit another player is legal. Rugby league outlawed the shoulder charge recently, which is what that hit was. He also left his feet. In any other, rugby related/origin sport that gets you sent off. You may not leave your feet nor may you