Nuh uh girl. Don't do it. Don't take another step with this man until you clarify your feelings about all this and get on the same page with him. This is the story of too many women. "I quietly sacrificed X years as he toiled to become what he wants to be, because I loved him. In the meanwhile he made great gains…

"I can deal with him not touching me in public and all that"

Get a look at all that webbing!

I think you need to call him on this. I'm an academic, and so is my husband, and neither of us would have imagined leaving the other out of the dissertation acknowledgments after years of support. This is either a really crappy way for him to try to play some sort of a joke on you, or he's really oblivious. If it's…

After 2 1/2 years, of being very poor together, of staying up late and helping him study, of reviewing his papers, of providing my grad-student meltdown counseling services, of dropping him off at school, picking up the housework and cooking when he was in crunch-time zones, of staying up and asking him questions and…

Well Lindy, consider yourself sued for using a picture of Amanda's old nose.

Pretending or not. Amanda Bynes needs a rude awakening.

They moved the Glee premiere date back a WEEK. Really? That's almost the same as not doing anything.

Does anyone else here share the opinion that prying paparazzi deserve any punching/camera smashing that happens to them - or is that just my misanthropy flaring up?

Man, if Bynes was kicked out for her comments, then good on the hotel for supporting their staff. Places I've worked, I would have been told to suck that shit up. Nice to see a place value their staff over the cred they might get from a celebrity patron.

Is that a wombat riding a tortoise? If so, this is the best GIF ever. Seriously, wombats are my animal.

Jennifer Lawrence, your advice is confusing.

You call it fashion and charity work. I call it shopping and photo-op drive-bys. Either way, it doesn't make these people even remotely interesting.

Huh? so it's "disheartening" to you that these products exist for the women who may want the option of having a vibrator that doesn't draw attention if found out of place, aka, discreet, or who want to slowly explore the world of self-gratification with something that isn't intimidating (as opposed to a foot-long…

That toy with the yellow hat... I can't stop laughing.

I'm sorry, what's the issue here? We're taking issue with "cute" things that get women off? Come on now. That butterfly thing looks like it would make me come into eternity. And the Hello Kitty thing is adorable. Whatever rocks your boat, ladies. Keep on coming! ;)

I honestly thought Rupert Murdoch was going to be the father, seeing as how he taps everything.

Being a feminist doesn't mean you have to hate *everything.*

Holy crap, that's an actual Kate doppelganger.

Man, I hope that kid is black.