Someone needs to invent the Clitoral Fedora.

Shake it more than 3 times and you are playing with yourself.

Okay, but a little knit cap would be way cuter. Also, washable. You know, for the environment.

"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."

I'll never remember that year I taught myself to enjoy beer.

You don't clothe yourself in up-cycled chicken feathers, organic jam, and hope? That's what we wear in Brooklyn now. God, FLY OVER states, amirite?

No kidding. When I started doing that knife trick from the movie Aliens, I was awful. Now, I'm pretty good. Granted, I only have 3 fingers combined on both hands, but practice does indeed make perfect.

When I was in Peace Corps I saw one of our most misogynistic local cowboys wearing a pro-feminist t-shirt. I died of irony on the spot.

I feel like I need to learn to dance and am willing to put in the time to do it, but what if they don't play the EXACT song you learn the dance to in the club?

i worked in haiti after the earthquake. one man did ask me what a lot of the shirts meant and then translated for his friends. some didn't care, but the ones wearing the more crass slogans were deeply embarassed. most didn't have anything else to wear.

Lots of donated clothing ends up getting shredded and turned into things like carpet padding.

I want to hear from the people who are wearing these shirts, what do they think about what is written on their clothes? Granted they may not know what their shirt says because they don't read or understand English but if someone did translate it for them I want to know if they would care? I know for some poor people a…

The same sort of 'charity' ruined any chance of there being an African apparel industry. Bales and bales of donated cholthing is distributed all over Africa through many different charities. They start out as free at the distribution point and increase in cost as the clothing migrates outward. It is like the US food…

Periods are a sexist invention of the Patriarchy designed to suppress women and funnel money to Big Cotton.

Fact.

Are you using it correctly? When you insert it into your body, do you say a small prayer to the mother Goddess in order for it to seal? When you remove it, do you either

The only way that story would be better is if the store clerk had a bunch of scientific peer-reviewed studies explaining why tampons are bad for you. Like, if he had binder full of it.

It's only ok if when you remove the diva cup you hold it up and observe its greatness.

It is wrong that I sorta think that article may have a teeny-weeny little point? I mean, yeah, humans seem to have a natural aversion to a lot of bodily functions. However, there is something to be said for the "special status" of menstration. Menstrual blood has, for the better part of human history, been considered…

I COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BLEED ON, LADIES: A Life

Hadn't parsed the fact that I spend like a quarter of my adult life bleeding out of my vagina. I have a lot of feelings right now.