Footnote: "I'm ESPECIALLY GOOD at e-JAAAAACK-u-lating!"

Tebow: Weird anti-abortion superbowl commercial. Kind of a butterface. Sucks at his sport.

Magic Mike was ROBBED of an Oscar.

I feel like this pertains to the discussion:

This guy...

Just cast to play young Stalin in an upcoming movie...

...I THOUGHT IT REFERRED TO HIS ENTIRE SELF.

Of course you can. In the Pokemon game of life, this is the highest evolution of the bro.

Yeah, but young Stalin is def the broody, hipster musician you hate with your brain but want with your vagina. Look at that ironically jaunty scarf!

He's especially good at expectorating!

Dane Cook.

To qualify as a "jock," does one have to be competent at his sport?

Sorry, but there is no way on earth that Gaston knows what a clitoris is, let alone where it's located. Plus, he wants to get married tomorrow and have a million kids, so I bet he whines about using a condom on top of everything.

If loving this bro is wrong, I do not want to be right.

i'm from wisconsin. i grew up in janesville, where paul ryan is from. he came to our high school when he was running for congress the first time to answer panel questions. he was a condescending asshole to me and the other panelists. also he's an awful congressman. dude needs to be way way down in the reviled because…

Right? Preppy bros wear boat shoes.

Gaston is the most fuckable Disney character ever.

Shouldn't Tosh be off the chart as an object of universal revulsion?

I thought James Franco was fairly hated. I certainly dislike him.

Anyone else here randomly love Scott?