I see a bright future for this kid in Beta Testing.

"Next, the passwords to dad's porn accounts!"

Wake up. Go for a run. Kick ass at work. Party or create in the evenings. Hike frequently on weekends. Fit the gym in somewhere in there if you're so inclined. Eat smart.

There, the recipe to 'diet and exercise' and enjoying the hell out of life.

Where exactly do you see goal post shifting? Exercise is good for you. Sitting around all the time is not. That's been steadfastly true for the better part of human existence. It just so happens that cardio has some unexpected benefits to cognitive abilities later in life.

But you still need to know your way around a DAW, which is, for many, a huge hurdle.

Fuck yeaahh I have been waiting for this !

You completed missed that amazing Facebook buys Oculus Rift April Fools gag! Still laughing my ass off over that one.

I'm impressed. And people complain about our tax dollars not being put to good use. Pffftt.

The one they have up right now, dungeon defender, is pretty great.

*cough*Titanfall*cough*

No love for the Xbox One owners :(

It's worth noting that a weapon completely unaffected by the wallhang accuracy penalty is the Smart Pistol; it'll lock on to people just fine when you're wallhanging.

One thing that will help you out is just following someone around the map, doing what they do, paying attention to how they rule the space they're in.

one thing I never see people doing that throws off a lot of pursuers is jumping out of a window and immediately double jumping back onto the wall you just came through to a wall run or hang, then you can drop and get a good shot at your pursuer's back or side as they come through the window for you. it's really cool…

these pop up ads on kinja are TERRIBLE. I can't browse the site at work anymore because of the sound. Boooo

As much as I love AC, I should point out that they got the year of the signing of the Declaration of Independence wrong in the AC3.

Alright. But Survival Mode isn't important enough to me to spend $9. That's just the normal Gladiator mode without the objectives. Whoop-de-do. How about some more executions? I'd pay for that. Seeing the same 6 gets pretty stale after a while.

I bought ryse purely because I watched gladiator again last week and I needed a gladiator I'm in ny life. When I kill people I ask the Xbox are you not entertained???...I'm maximus bitch.