I’d fuck a goat for a casual acquaintance

That’s a very fuckable rabbit

Can’t wait to peer into the sky for 15 ninutes and ultimately see nothing

Of course she’s lying! She’s white!

Whoop whoop MMFWCL

Is this today’s Google doodle??

Why would anyone ever ask that?

Good story but it kinda dragged in the middle

I bet your fried egg nacho rum farts are heavenly.

his teeth are breadsticks

It'd be cool if worldly issues could be discussed without rampant tu quoque.

How about we just get a new Tenchu game?

You sound like a child.

A Rockstar game with broken multiplayer? Surely you jest!

You're really still playing that hackneyed card? Oh wait...I forgot I was on Kotaku. Sometimes I forget how poorly the user base here is at acting like an adult instead of a child who didn't get a valentine. Forgive me.

You spelled "typical" wrong.

You do realize that there are articles here that deal with issues of violence and sexuality as well, correct? Just because this is a "gaming blog" doesn't mean that it's child safe. It's not Kotaku's job to monitor your child's web surfing habits.

The picture at the beginning of the article clearly draws inspiration from Ingri and Edgar Parin d'Aulaire.

I'm just being more vocal by engaging you, but the consensus here seems to be that you are a ninny. So, how could me attacking your thoughts be considered contrarian? I'm not creating dissent here. It's accepted that you're a boob. I think it would behoove you to stay away from words with a meaning that you don't…

Your comments don't come with a warning that let us all know that contrarian buffoonery is contained within. This article, on the other hand, DOES have a header that let YOU know what it's about.