You're doing it wrong. Show show class. We're not complaining about everything iOS ever does. We're complaining about what iOS never does ;)

... like the kids will ever get to even touch that thing.... or have friends over to play in their room.

A cheapo $15 optical tachometer, perhaps. Not sure how they would work with computer fans tho. And some indoor lighting screw up their readings.

Clash of the narcissistic personalities.

What do you do if the door has a handle, and you can't simply lean on it to open?

No chipped tooth puns?

I don't have access to the US android market, but I'd be surprised if they didn't update to at least 4.2.2 the moment you turn it on. That's what my Nexus 4 came with about a month ago.

No, the solution for getting updates for the Google Android OS, is to get a device from Google. Not very much unlike how it is if you want a device with iOS. You buy it from Apple. Only difference is, with Android, you have the option of buying a device that is not supported by the original OS distributor.

Useless Android feature? I use it on the bus every day. Without my Android phone. Every time I accidentally place my phone on my wallet, it beeps several times. Y'know, it's not a "phone" thing.

Turn off desktop icons and get a proper file manager. No wonder people go crazy with the one included in Windows (since Vista, and ever growing worse).

Watch it! I'd have to travel south to get there!

The skill level... it's just extreme! Great article. I nominate this guy:

If you're already into rooting and such, you might as well try the Paranoid Android ROM. Allows individual DPI settings, as well as the ability to run individual apps in tablet mode. Works well for i.e Gmail.

By the looks of it, you can still beat men to within an inch of their lives. Because in porn, only the women and children are victims, and men do it only because they're pigs.

Yes, my wifi extenders run off of ethernet cables. *prr pshh!*

Do you often find yourself stuck in infinite loops while trying to listen to music through ear buds?

Same shit, mostly same wrapping. If Apples demographic didn't queue up to pay for that, they'd be out of business several years ago.

What a bunch of spitf***ks...

What did you leave it for?

Directory Opus. Paid. Have yet to see a free alternative that's better. And, it's the only way I can handle working with Windows since they've started using that horrible revamp of Windows Explorer. Since Vista, that is. It's been getting worse, and I dread the moments I have to deal with it in work situations where I…