Yuppppp. So many of these fucking campaigns make breast cancer about bewwwbs when really it should be about women.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

DON’T SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR DRONES

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”

My friend’s bf worked on the set of The Office, and you’re right. She is not nice.

Right? I came to the comments to write that 1. It is most definitely hard to make friends as an adult woman (especially if you don’t have kids). and 2. Mindy Kaling has always activated my “seems like an asshole” radar, so it’s probably extra hard for her. I want to like her, but the more I know about her the harder…

Kristen Kreuk was too busy filming more episodes of Beauty and the Beast, I guess...

Katharine Hepburn has no issue with this casting...

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

I see O’Malley isn’t getting the Sanders treatment by Jezebel. He must not be a threat to Hillary.

John Hamm is/was handsome enough. It’s too bad they felt the need to photoshop the hell outta this pic. I kinda appreciated the rode hard and put away wet look in the later seasons as his character’s boozing and smoking took a toll.

Oh well if we’re gonna get geeky, then “the time I met Alice Cooper when I was dressed as Alice Cooper” is the best time I pretended to be someone else :D

I don’t understand the question.

I used to get phone calls from bill collectors for my ex-boyfriend who actually is dead. Once, his mother got a series of phone calls from the City of Oakland regarding a ticket he had failed to deal with when he lived there. After calmly informing her that he was, in fact, deceased, the lady making the phone calls…

i pretended to be socially and emotionally well adjusted for awhile but convinced no one

Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

A lot of the blame here can be laid on the Greatest Generation, actually.

One of my favorite Dave Barry quotes is about how the French have repeatedly tried to invade England armed with sauces, to no avail.