Oh, for god's sake, you fuck new people with the same genitals, don't you? And you can't fucking sterilize those!

Here's how the British remake of this film might pan out:

"Because it seems that women can't be quirky in their loneliness, only in their redemption of men."

This. Honestly, I think if it had a woman as a main character, it would still focus on a 'male' AI 'finding himself.'

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It (Carol Diehl)

Wonder what this would have been like if it had been cast with a woman? Seen as whimsical or pathetic? Because it seems that women can't be quirky in their loneliness, only in their redemption of men.

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Unmarked spoilers, no real point and self-indulgent rambling that verges on masturbatory. A typical Jezebel winner.

This is universal. Happens all the time to me and all women I know. And before some idiot cuts in to make the conversation about men, no that one time a woman stared at you is not equal to the culture of street harassment, aggression, objectification and oversexualization that makes most women adjust their behavior in…

Damn, her face. That is one fierce expression and kind of looks like, "I see you and I'm not impressed."

Jewish lesbian penguins?

1. I was kidding. That was pretty clear.

I wish I was Michael Ian Black's best friend. I wish I love the 80's and 90's was 100% Michael Ian Black.

OBLIGATORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tis what happens when you listen to greatness without protection. Kids, never forget to keep your ear buds wrapped!

I can't believe someone snapped a pic of me when I was up with the baby 100 TIMES last night. Must have been too tired to notice.

Tropico was a movie. Lana played a character.

SERIOUSLY, what is with people thinking "You don't LOOK Jewish" is a compliment? Same for other "you don't look"s. I get "you don't look like a lesbian" (which...I'm bi, so there's that) and "you don't look handicapped" (fuck's sake. "handicapped.") all the damn time.

Cats be trippin', yo. Won't even let a dog holla. SMH...

"Don't claw me, bro!"