I always get Anna Kendrick and Isla Fisher confused for some reason.

Greetings from Greensboro! I’m more excited for Cooper than the presidential race, can’t wait for the McCrory shitshow to end.

I’m gonna miss having a president who feels like an actual person to me.

When I see photos of Obama with young black men and boys, it’s just so powerful. All I can think is, “PLEASE let this not be it.”

If you’re paying that much attention to other people in the bathroom, then you’re the one with the problem. Stop being weird.

If Disney can offer condoms, you can at least offer EC for purchase, Norwegian.

Men are only good for one thing, but how often do you need to parallel park?

I’m only on ep 3 but I thought it was weird that the ex was in the search party. I assume that he was cleared right away, because aren’t exes usually one of the primary suspects?

I’ve dated too many gamers/computer nerds.

Fauxcused, this isn’t a direct response to your statement (or disagreement necessarily) but it got me thinking and I wasn’t sure where best to respond. Anyway...

“That’s a long conversation.” No shit. We already knew that, it’s the conservatives that act like things are so clear cut. I wish they would be willing to have long conversations. Maybe they would learn something.

K-Ci and JoJo ftmfw

When Brendan was denied new counsel, my friend and I got so pissed off we had to take a break (and watch Buffy instead). If “my lawyer thinks I’m guilty” isn’t a good enough reason, WHAT THE FUCK IS?!?!?! FUCK.

I’m only on ep 3. I don’t know how the kid would have made it home in what had to be blood-SOAKED clothes. He doesn’t seem bright enough to get rid of them, and I’m pretty sure his mom would know if he was missing an outfit. Avery is kinda creepy, but the kid is what is really making me reasonably doubt the whole…

I don’t know why, but the Hamilton photo is my favorite. I just love it.

I thought they were talking about an accidental erection

That was way harsh, Tai.

And I HATE when people run for president and you can just tell that the motivation is just not there for them. Mitt Romney ran because he’s already accomplished everything else and needed something to do. I never got the feeling he felt passionate about it at all. Jeb is clearly not cut out for this, he doesn’t seem…

The teeth falling out dreams Ray Fiske kept having on Damages was SO disturbing.

I find it weird enough that Taylor Swift, same age as me, hangs out with Lorde, who’s barely 19. The only teenagers I hang out with are my cousins and my sister, and even they annoy me after a while.