Look, I don't know you as a person so I will refrain from personal attacks and try my best not to generalize. But you do realize that this article was written by a fan, who provided a timeline of events leading up to a UFC card that is now different from how it was originally planned, because of some pretty fucking…

Congrats on using the finest insult that mentally disabled 14-year-olds in 2007 had to offer. Seems about the right speed for an MMA fan.

Calm down! You'll rip your Ed Hardy shirt!

As Brian Kenny noted on MLB Network, this was an actual instance of when "play the game the right way" applied! Who'd a' thunk!

If this was the great game of hockey someone would have tuned this punk up already and it would stopped after his punk behavior after the "too hard" tag.

The torch has been passed for "Manny being Manny." He's been a little dick this entire series, and someone in his clubhouse needs to sit him down for that what's-what conversation.

Abad brushed back Machado.

He should really practice his bat-throwing before bringing that move out. I mean it wasn't even a real swing, nowhere close to the ball (in timing or location); he might as well have just chucked it like a tomahawk. He just looked like an idiot. If he had hit the pitcher at least he'd have been successful (in his…

They're throwing at him because he's been an asshole all series.... because he overreacted to Donaldson's tag, and then the O's decided to heat it up by going in on Donaldson to protect their 21 year old child. And because he hit Norris twice, the second time more than likely giving him a concussion with that…

Well, sometimes it's spelled Dwayne, other times, Dwyane, and yet others still it's spelled Duane, or even Dwain. Deadspin spells it DUAN. All caps. D-Wade uses the 'Dwyane' spelling while Monta Ellis prefers to spell it 'Monta Ellis.' Only one of these is wrong, but not one of the rest is more right than the other.

Once I finish masturbating, I'm going to write the FCC a sternly worded letter.

Similar to the Houston 500 promos.

now I'll never be able to walk past the dairy section without getting an erection :(

Saying it first doesn't make it true. Kings owned the Sharks after game 3.

How to make fish tacos? Move to California.

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She's basically a paparazzi out stalking the general public.

I encountered this woman Friday evening prior to her grand finale at The Kilowatt in the Mission District. With glasses a roarin' she approached many people in a very aggressive manner. All backed away, she had a smart assed retort for everyone.

Hey Patriot fans remember this obscure rule that was called to your benefit